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The greener grass grows where the wildfires fertilize
With ashes of sparrows, peppered moths, and butterflies
Ghosts of trees and termites bloom in the beanstalk
And if you get lightheaded when standing too fast
Is it from shaking out the weight of phosphenes and pasts
Salt deposits on warm little rivers that burst from our words
And god knows crying ain’t gonna change a thing
She said “take care,” but I take more than I bring.
She said “It just feels inhumane to lose this much”
Cause when you leave, you know you take more than your love
Just one week of cicada days we’re losing touch
And I know it just feels inhumane to lose this much.
Our nerves were braided under ceiling stars, they were all
Glow-in-the-dark, hanging over queen-sized
Purple waves of ancient chemicals
Just whisper
Did you ever build with those endangered bones?
Well the ground looks soft enough to bury this now
Oh please, oh no.
And then my sponsor said “Do nothing. Nothing works.”
And it really did.
And then my doctor said “Don’t do that if it hurts.”
She said “It just feels inhumane to lose this much.”
Cause when you leave, you know you take more than your love.
The seasons of cicada days we can’t make up
And I know it just feels inhumane to lose this much.
Let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, I give up
Don’t let me leave, I’ll only take more than I gave. Okay, I’ll pack my stuff
Here at the end of days, my god, what have I done?
Christ now it feels damn inhumane to get all I've dreamed of
Keep coming back, it works if you work it
So work it, you’re worth it, it won’t if you don’t
One day at a time, tomorrow’s too late, amen.
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I’m that first-person they talk about in all the books
I’m that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, baby it’s all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who
Don’t do it by it
So now I’m holding myself hostage, Stockholm lust just looks like justice
And enough lefts don’t make the right but two wrongs do
Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this.
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground cause
If you shake your fist at snakes in grass it looks like punching down.
So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me
I loot plot-armor from NPC’s, well they are to me
Trite tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats. It’s all XP. Look in the
Sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s super-ego! The underdog you cheer for
Villains are everywhere, that’s how I know I’m the hero
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache, Snidely Whiplash
Boris Badinov, ignorin’ me’s bad enough, where do you get off?
Da, das vadanya darling, Daleks in high collars monologue
And I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet
So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me
Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach
You don’t know the prose, or if the spine is still intact.
Oh, like Alice fell to wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
Embolden my demand to live by alternative facts.
Her majesty says "the royal we demand a standard loyalty”
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor’s new boots.
The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine
And Siemens made the Zyklon B, but we all still get the flu. (It’s nothing new)
We all do what we need to to get through.
But I ain’t done a fucking thing to you.
So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being, I mean
Imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character and you have to like me.
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I want a new pair of shades, get paid to wear shoes
Do what I say, don't say what I do when we're alone now
High up but a low down
You know I'm not the type of guy to turn my back on a knife
And that's why I'm still looking in the mirror
I want to be safe from the fame but be loved from afar
Get paid to write my name, could you airbrush my scars?
Get my good side. Don't get on my bad side.
You know I'm not the type of guy to turn my back on a knife
It's just my luck these motherfuckers talking smack on a guy
But I'm deserving every word they could begin to apply
Well at least they know now
That I really don't care what you think or what you say
Either that or I do way too much, oh well, whatever, either way
My hearts empty and I'm trying to fill it up
But it's not big enough for the both of us
No it's not big enough for the both of us
I want no less than the best but the best I can do
Is do the worst thing first and leave the rest up to you
I'm realistic. Everyone's a critic.
If I keep beating myself up I'll keep on winning the fight and get my ass kicked
I'm poisonous not toxic
I'll admit when I'm wrong, but only to be right
And if it fits in the song, I'll rhyme that with "contrived"
Don't meet your idols. Hey fuck you, I'm your idol.
But the only label that'll sign is in the DSM-5, cause my flaws are sort of on the pathological side.
Don't call me eccentric, call me mentally sick, 'cause I ain't sold enough tickets yet to be rich, and that's the only difference
I really don't care what you think or what you say
Either that or I do way too much, oh well, whatever, either way
My hearts empty and I'm trying to fill it up
But it's not big enough for the both of us
No it's not big enough for the both of us
And if looks could kill, I'd be staring in the mirror
And if looks could kill, I'd be staring in the mirror
And if looks could kill, I'd be staring in the mirror
Even more than I already would
'Cause man I'm looking good
And I really don't care what you think or what you say
Either that or I do way too much, oh well, whatever, either way
My hearts empty and I'm trying to fill it up
But it's not big enough for the both of us
And I really don't care what you think or what you say
I'm a cancer, I'm malignant, yeah you ought to stay away
My hearts fucking empty and I'm trying to fill it up
But it's not big enough for the both of us
No it's not big enough for the both of us
No it's not big enough for the both of us.
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I don’t owe you my heart, and I don’t owe you my body.
But you should know that I’m sorry for being careless with you.
Lord knows I owed you more, than I’m pretty sure I ever could give anybody
But I can’t pin down what normal people want from foreign objects
Bottom-shelf erotic products like me
So, I could hold your hand but keep you at arms’ length
Oh, hang me from a branch too high to climb and shake
Less rare than scarce, less diamond than rough
Unlikely to be more than the coal you fail to crush
I swear I’m really trying.
Get it together, Will, know and do better
It just don’t come natural to me to think
That you’d want me for me
I swear I’m really trying
I’m sorry, I promise, I’m doing my best
I just haven’t learned how to be human as you are yet
I still don’t know who you are. I only know that I’m still lonely
That morbid sort where even company can’t cure me
And the more you reassure the less I trust
But still you gave me your heart, I only gave you my body.
Honestly thought nobody’d want it, let alone notice it’s
Gone and so I left it home but now
Now, now, now
I keep a locket with a picture of the back of my head
Oh, monkey-wrench my side view mirrors, ghost my friends
I’ve lived more lives than enough, I haven’t died quite as much
But I’m not a real person, just the shit you can’t make up
I swear I’m really trying
I’m just as exposed if I take off my clothes
When we make the closest thing to love that I’m capable of
I don’t know why you would care. But I’m really trying
I’m sorry, I promise, I’m doing my best
I just haven’t learned how to be human as you are yet
Did I really
Have any of that gravity? Maybe you’re quicksand
Because I really couldn’t tell how deep my footprints went
The vertex of my redemption arc, the searching of that virgin heart
I’m catatonic in your arms, cryin’ “how did I cause so much harm?”
I’m down pounding my head against the kitchen floor
Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours
Don’t say “I’m sorry but this can’t go on” I know you got scars of your own,
But hide my knives before you go, I’ll either live or die alone
I swear I will die trying
I’m still in the process but I’m making progress.
I promise I honestly want to prove improvement’s possible
I swear I’m so fucking sorry
I’m not a good person, I’m barely a person at all, but
Someday I’ll be perfect and I’ll make up for it all
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Don’t take the following words as reverence for tradition
I’ve learned to pick my battles by losing most I’ve fought.
The more mores subverted, the more I sense I’m missing
And I’ll always do it my way, even if that’s just the same way I was taught.
I’ll bring home the bread and you’ll stay home and bake it
Weeding out the garden where the milestones gather moss
Crack a smile at my vows, and whisper “wow, can you believe we really made it?”
As I give up on dodging rice, and fold my cape, I say “obviously not.”
But I want to be just like my parents before I was born
Oh can we be just like my parents?
I know you don’t want kids but think about a daughter
We could name her Gwendolyn, like mom would have called me.
I’m not sure yet myself, but I learned from a good father
Yeah, I mean sure, they messed me up. But I think that’s just the gig.
And maybe it’s just some hormones that kick in in your late twenties
But I have laid a lot of women, and now I’d like to just lay down
And marriage always scared me, but I’d like to have a last love
And love can last a pretty good long while. I’ve seen it around.
Oh, can we be just like my parents when I was young?
Why can’t we be just like my parents?
Tongue out of my cheek now, I’m done pulling faces
Iconoclasm wanes. My cynicism tires
But what do I know bout forever when so far, I’ve been so fleeting?
Babe, my frontal lobe’s done growing; this might just be how I’m wired
But now we’re kissing before brushing, smile with our whole faces
If you want a hyphen last name I guess I don’t mind the cadence
I’ve seen home videos. I was there back in the 80’s
And if I’m just them and they back then could do it, why can’t I?
Just like my parents in due time
Imagine me, just like my parents? Yeah, right.
‘Cause I’ve made more mistakes, than simple empty moments
Each one as out of character as you know I tend to be
There’ll be scalpers at the cemetery gates, with all my would-be widows weeping
I’d have forgotten all their names, so why should you remember me?
But if we grow old together and you talk to my headstone,
That is, assuming that I die first, (which is fair) and assuming I don’t leave
Close enough to forever, I guess, to prove what I hoped.
I mean otherwise how am I to believe?
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So here we go, I'm turning over the same old leaf again
The seraphim on my shoulder whispering "please don't turn your head,
'Cause if it weren't for the everything then anything could happen."
If anybody needs me, I'll be in my coffin.
Girl, I guess you're just my style, you know I dig you like a tomb
And I'm sorry for the things I've done and all I ask of you but please
Squeeze it in rhythm, prevent my heart from stopping
If you still want me come and find me in my coffin.
If you need me, I'll be in my coffin
You could come a-knockin' and I'll raise hell for you
Oh woah oh, If you need me, I'll be in my coffin
I'll be up day-walking, back from the dead for you.
If you need me, I'll be in my coffin
You could come a-knockin' and I'll raise hell for you
Oh, woah, oh, if you need me, I'll be in my coffin
I'll be up day-walking, back from the dead for you.
Well, maybe I should switch up the style of my mistakes
The hearts or promises I tend to prefer to break
Oh, but stop the world and melt with me, Friday I'm in love again
If you still want me come and find me in my coffin
Hold my hands, we'll dance the 12-step on my grave
I'd kill the man I am for one more chance to be yours, babe
No, I ain't begging. I'm just saying it's an option
Don't let the latest be the last nail in the coffin.
If you need me, I'll be in my coffin
You could come a-knock - and I'll raise hell for you
Oh, woah, oh, If you need me, I'll be in my coffin
I'll be up day-walking, back from the dead for you.
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Wonder how I didn’t die
This is not my life. I’m no survivor, I only happened to survive.
Wonder how I sleep at night
Well I count pink elephants, blessings and skeletons
Down the days I have left, with one eye open
That was me screaming “Bitch, I am reality.”
And stumbling off to lose myself in a brown paper bag cause me and
Sweet Evan Williams got a date down on Avenue
A staving shakes scraping change till daybreak
Turns out anyone can eat out the trash
Then wake up on the freeway mid-crash
Cause I was drunk when I made my bed
Now with a half-decade hangover I lay down in it
What have I done? Don’t know what I’ve said
It’s a half-decade hangover, either this, in jail, or dead
It’s a half-decade hangover, Jesus Christ my aching head
Waste not want not borrowed time
Lender knows I’ve tried, to make it right, give back my life and if not
Take it cause lately I been thinking maybe I could
Take it or leave it if I can’t at least break even then I’m leaving when
I been feeling this awful since I hit bottom and
said “hand me my shovel, I’m going in.”
Oh brother – man, you call that recovered?
Tripped on a couple steps, and collapsed on the stairs
Broke my neck on the backs of those who I’ve hurt and scared
Like it’s a good thing, you said “you’ve got your whole life ahead”
Oh great, another half a century to live to regret
I’d rather be anybody else instead
Cause I was drunk when I made my bed
Now with a half-decade hangover I lay down in it
What have I done? Don’t know what I’ve said
It’s a half-decade hangover, either this, in jail, or dead
It’s a half-decade hangover, Jesus Christ my aching head
Sober, but so much still hangs over
Please believe me when I say I poured my whole past down the drain
Say that a second chance is a chance I can take
But I can’t make amends for things I don’t remember
I can only say I’m sorry and occasionally pray
Guess you’ll just have to take my word that I’ve changed
After one thousand eight hundred twenty five days
I was drunk when I made my bed
Now with a half-decade hangover I lay down in it
What have I done? Don’t know what I’ve said.
It’s a half-decade hangover, hand me my ibuprofen
It’s a half-decade hangover, Jesus Christ my aching head
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Why, I can't see
That I am the "me"
That I was born into
And what's the source of you?
In your head, in your head, in your head
And yet you believe it's true
Well, you do
Like you knew anything, ever, never
Trust in yourself
Or anyone else
We've always all been wrong
And we built these walls strong
Even I might defy, won't deny
That I'm trying while my eyes do defy
And belie quiet liars as I
Say what I say, any way, I might be saying it
But I've been wrong before
You can break a shovel when you break new ground
You dig dirt up when you dig deep down
You should know better than that by now
It's not profound to know that you could you could
You can break a shovel when you break new ground
You dig dirt up when you dig deep down
You should know better than that by now
It's not profound to know that you could never know
Don't you forget
That all you project
Is just to protect you from
The void within the form
Yes or no isn't null
Yes it is, no, I don't know
Yes or no, isn't that a silly question?
Ask it anyway, 'cause
What we are is
What we are not
אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה
What myths must make us man?
What is "is, " what is "not?"
What is "what?"
What's up party people?
What? What I wonder?
Why I'm not whatever, what the fuck 'cause
You could break a shovel when you break new ground
You dig dirt up when you dig deep down
You should know better than that by now
It's not profound to know that you could you could
You could break a shovel when you break new ground
You dig dirt up when you dig deep down
You should know better than that by now
It's not profound to know that you could never know
I noticed that the sunshine is a gaslight
I'm hoping that this one might be my past life
My Lord, I know enough to get my facts right
And that's good enough for me
And everything and everyone will die soon
And we'll have nothing left for us to lie to
No matter what we seek you'll never find truth
And that's good enough for me
True believers, I said, old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me
So give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me.
So give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me.
So give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me.
It's good enough but not enough
To be good enough for me
Cause you could break a shovel when you break new ground
You dig dirt up when you dig deep down
You should know better than that by now
It's not profound to know that you could you could
You can break a shovel when you break new ground
You dig dirt up when you dig deep down
You should know better than that by now
It's not profound to know that you could never know
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I was right there
While you fought tooth and nail
Gasping in the gas mask thrashing till you disappeared
Say you’re not scared, that you know it’s cause I cared and
Say you know I love you, and that hope was just not there
And I know, I know that I’m wrong
That when you’re gone you’re gone
And I can’t bring you home
But I want, I want to believe
That you’ll remember me when you’re just memory
Roots in the ground
Or uploaded to the cloud or
Warm inside our hearts or as electrons in our head – nowhere now
Over the rainbow, can I stop by and say hello and
Sorry I would take it back if I could but I know
To love one from too far to call
Is not to love at all, to whom is it I talk?
But I want, I want to believe
That you can still hear me when you’re just memory
Said “it’s okay”
And “It’ll be all be over soon"
I’d never let a bad thing happen to you
Now goodnight I love you
And every, everybody dies
Fighting for their lives, just trying to survive
Well now I know, I know why we say
That there’s a better place that waits beyond the grave, oh
And I know, I know it’s not true.
There’s just no more you but as long as there’s no proof
Then I choose, I choose to believe
That we’ll met in sweet dreams after you’re put to sleep
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Salt on the glass, coke on the knife
Is there anything left to escape but life?
I didn't sign
I didn't sign up for this
May today lose what yesterday won
Hope that tomorrow I'll get something done
I'm gonna run
I'm gonna run out of time
But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to die
I'm more afraid of what might happen first
Either way it's not like we'll get out alive
I can't say that I know which one is worse
Everything's useless, especially songs
I think the truth is that everyone's wrong
Still sing along
Still sing a long, long time
I might keep looking for nothing to find
They say "Keep trucking, it's all in your mind,
Jimmy, you're fine, "
End of the line, gaining speed
Wrapping trees
But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to die
I'm more afraid of what might happen first
Either way it's not like we'll get out alive
I can't say that I know which one is worse
But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to die
I'm more afraid of what might happen first
Either way it's not like we'll get out alive
I can't say that I know which one is worse
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Have you ever died in a nightmare? Woke up surprised you hadn’t earned your fate?
Have you ever felt like Atlas, threw your back out on the axis, and collapsed and threw the planet away?
Everyone’s just blood in an ice tray. A vampire picking flowers out in the sun.
Run your diagnostic tests, its posited nobody dies agnostic, but we still dial 9-1-1. Now we’re singing
Ooh, could you take a look at me?
Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad?
Now we're singing ooh, whatever you think of me
If you were in my shoes, you’d walk the same damn miles I do.
Now we’re only tuning to the tone of the bell curve now. Ask not for whom it tolls.
But with my head up in the clouds I can see so much ground, and from up here you look like ants in a row.
It doesn’t take a killer to murder. No, it only takes the reason to kill.
We’ve all got evidence of innocence, it’s ‘everything’s coincidence’
the difference twixt fate and free will is whether you’re singing
Ooh, could you take a look at me? Tell me!
Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad?
Now we're singin' Ooh, whatever you think of me
If you were in my shoes, you’d walk the same damn miles I do.
So if you wash your hands of where you’ve been until you flood the second floor,
Neatly fold your skeletons but still can’t shut the closet door.
The only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough.
So evil ones should get a little more.
You! could you take a look at me?
Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad?
We're singing You! Whatever you think of me; if the shoe fits would you walk that mile?
You could put it on the other foot, it’s the same size.
You! could you take a look at me? Tell me!
Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad?
We're singing you oh-oh-oh-oh whatever you think of me
If you were in my shoes, you’d see I wear the same size as you.
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I’ve been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight to fit back in my skin.
Flower pedals and feathers tether me to the ground. Pound for pound.
Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since the day that I died.
While I whittle my bones until I’m brittle. Am I pretty now?
For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me.
And too confused to choose who I should be. And now you’ve got me thinking
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend.
Am I pretty enough to lie to?
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend.
Just little old me in a big, big world. Little old me in a big world. I wish I were a girl.
I’ve been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough weight back to cover my bones.
I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time – we’re so alike.
‘Cause if the shoe fits, then I won’t try it on. You’ll be walking out early, but the show must go on.
No, I know that I’m wrong. But I love how you’re on my side when I cross the line.
It’s been a point of contention between myself and this body that they stuck me in.
The privilege of being born to be a man. And now you got me thinking
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend.
Am I pretty enough to lie to?
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend.
Just little old me in a big, big world. Little old me in a big world. I wish.
Eating your prosthetic meat/meet your anesthetic criteria, pathetic seeing you be copacetic/come acetic.
Say my name like a slur, but I’ve been called worse. I’ve heard it all before, and this isn’t a first.
Let me be the void you fill with taxidermy fingerprints, taxonomize our differences.
I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence.
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend.
Am I pretty enough to love back? No, not yet.
I wish I could be a girl, and really I’d prefer it if you would use I/Me/Myself.
Am I pretty enough? Am I pretty enough to fucking die?
Little old me in a big world? Well I would give you my whole world. Little old me in a big world. I wish.
I wish I could be a girl, and really, I'd prefer it if you would use I/Me/Myself.
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You could say I'm plastered, 'cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21 in the college crawl
Well, I been a boozin' bastard
They're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, can't touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Never mind, I'm drunk
Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
Ooh, yeah. I'm the reason they call it an "Irish Goodbye"
Ooh, and I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight
Well, I bet that the bottle of brandy's so bitter'd
Be better than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself
Sorry if I slur
Take my anxiety and my sobriety
I'll kill two birds with one stoner
So if you see me please, take my keys
I don't wanna be an organ donor yet
Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
Well, I'm going down, and I'm taking you with me
I'm bringing the water to the horse
So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me
So I can clone it and have a little more, haha
Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
Yeah we had no higher power since that blackout started
Oh, defibrillate all the broken-hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
Even when I'm empty, half full
I try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just-
Woah, yeah!
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
I'd probably just drink that too
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To cut down on my silhouette, my favorite foods are smoke and hearts
My leftover frets forget stiletto-self vendettas,
While my cracking backbone lacks but backs up my false starts
All nightmares start as dreams and I hear my subconscious screaming
They say that beauty's just skin-deep
So naturally, please show me your bones, bones, bones
Let me see your bones
Well I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home
Bones, bones, bones
Hell, we're all alone
If I come home, baby, will you show your bones?
Lumps in throats and petticoats, your baby teeth would pray for you
A selfish book is always open
And some of the best liars only want the truth
All love starts as a scheme, so wake me up, I'm tired of sleeping
They say that beauty's just skin-deep
So obviously, please show me your bones, bones, bones
Let me see your bones
Well I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home
Bones, bones, bones
Hell, we're all alone
If I come home, baby, will you show your bones?
All nightmares start as dreams, all love starts as a scheme
Give me all your LSD so I can feel my mind unweave again
They say that beauty's just skin-deep
So Anna stands and rends the rancid meat from her bones, bones, bones
Let me see your bones
Well I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home
Bones, bones, bones
Hell, we're all alone
If I come home, baby, will you show your bones, bones, bones?
I can see my bones
Well I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home
Bones, bones, bones
Hell, we're all alone
If I come home, baby, will you show your-
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I have mapped the cupboards and drawers
Tracked the least-walked spots on the floor
Happy to be home, safe and warm
As shadows by their feet, the odd vanishing treat
Quietly eating while they sleep
So here’s where I’ll be raising my kids
If I can find someone to start a family with
Till then I dream of the day my odds and ends fit
I’ll wake up, there’ll be food on the stove forever
And never want for more
Is there cheese in the great beyond?
Rinds of parmesan, wine to water, night from dawn
Life gets shorter, teeth grow long
Mind me not and I’ll mind my own, and my mind’s
Not one bite smaller or lesser than yours
Do I belong in “right and wrong?”
Nature, I guess.
One night one flung light through this place
So I run for cover, over under, left the rind out on the plate
Little heart racing and praying “something keep me safe,
I think it saw my face, okay,
One hungry day is nothing, come what may.”
But then winter came inside for three nights
Left me grinding my teeth between my walls and gripping my dreams tight
Curled up kept my head up and put up the fight
I’ll make it through again. I have before. Come on now, what’s one more?
Is there cheese in the great beyond?
Rinds of parmesan, wine to water, night from dawn
Life gets shorter, teeth grow long
Mind me not and I’ll mind my own, and my mind’s
Not one bite smaller or lesser than yours
Do I belong in “right and wrong?”
Nature, I guess.
Spring bloomed in the kitchen again
So I crawled out of the wall and squinting
Saw hope on the stovetop just like I’d always imagined it
More than I could eat, my dreams were finally reality
My struggles had a happy ending, they must want to be friends!
My stomach starts to turn, with thirst, why does it hurt?
My just desert is served, dig in.
And so I stumble back to bed
Something’s not quite right. Guess I’ll just go rest my head
Now as I lay me down to sleep
I expect no dreams, and no sweet goodbye to me
Flatline in the morning light. I held on so tight for so long
It’s just not right, let a sigh out as I close my eyes.
Was that all there was to this?
What’s for the best?
Is there cheese in the great beyond?
What’s the moon made of? Meet me there after I’m gone
Life gets shorter, teeth grow long
Mind me not and I’ll mind my own and my mind
Held the same light as the one in your eyes.
Do I belong in “right and wrong?”
One dies alone? And why? Don’t know.
Goodbye. So long.
To mice in homes.
Nature, I guess.
Nature, I guess.
Nature, I guess.
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They paint the walls with colors that you’re not meant to notice
Beiges and browns, off-whites and grayscales
Fluorescent lights to shine on the eggshell ground
Now you’re lying face down
You blend into the background
Of white noise
They fill the halls with tunes you can’t get into your head
4/4 and Dorian, wrote ‘em for ignoring ‘em
Yeah, it sorta sounds like a retro top-40 but wrong
You’re not meant to sing along
It isn’t that kind of song
It’s white noise.
But If you listen closely I swear, to God I swear
You can hear the ocean if you hold it up to your ear, here:
White noise
If you listen close between the waves
White noise
You can hear the ocean through your wake
White noise
If you listen close between the waves
White noise
How many times has this happened to you?
You go to take out the laundry, and you drop it, and it falls into a black hole?
How many times has this happened to you?
You're straining your pasta, and your eyeballs fall out into it?
How many times has this happened to you?
There's a cat. And it won't tell you its name.
And you don't recognize the cat, it's not your cat, you don't have a cat.
But it's here, and it won't tell you what you need to know in order to properly assess the situation, because the cat is much larger than any cat you've seen before.
It's a bear.
How many times has this happened to you?
You die, and are reborn again into the mind of a grasshopper?
Wherein you die once more, and then are reborn again into the mind of your... mom?
How many times has this happened to you?
You give up.
Check one two, check check one two.
It’s high fidelity lossless quality, it’s MP 1 2 3 4 5 FLAC
It’s polyphonic, the new philharmonic, with a
Julliard doctorate. Live from The Metropolitan:
It’s theoretically dense, it’s impressive
It’s microtonal and it challenges western
Notions of art, it’s post-avant-garde
It’s going places ‘cause it comes from the heart and
Its personality’s a lack of identity.
It makes no statement but does so quite loudly
It’s an aesthetic, I mean an anesthetic, and its an experience for your seventh sense, yes
Does it cure cancer? (Yes, it cures cancer!) Wow!
It begs the question just to tell you the answer
Do you believe in the power of silence? Well if you walk the walk, can you talk more -
(Shh!) Quiet?
White noise
If you listen close between the waves
White noise
Woah woah oh oh
White noise
If you listen close between the waves
White noise
You fill your head with thoughts you find you can’t even feel
Try to make room in your skull, but its full of them
All of the things that you think and then think about thinking
I know It’s hard
But they’re not who you are
They’re white noise
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In lipstick on the mirror, are the lyrics to my obituary
In iambic pentameter, followed parameter, crossing my eyes, dot my T's.
I was delivered holding scissors, I live deliberately, I’m a quitter.
And a winner anyway, cause I never agreed to participate in this game.
Won't follow my dreams cause they all got me waking up screaming
I can’t let them go for me, after all there is no “I” in team.
And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya.
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be.
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally
If I could live in third person, well I don’t think life would be much worse than it is
In the current tense, presently, this sentence ending in question marks or dot dot dot…
Is it courageous or escapist to leave the quarantine when you’re contagious?
It may just be a cold, and besides I don’t wanna get old yeah
I drank myself to death to be the afterlife of the party
When the afterparty came, I was rolling in my grave.
And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya.
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be.
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally
[Spoken]
Now this is the part of the song where I talk to my audience. I like to tell 'em there's something I want from you hep cats tonight. I want you to look to your left, look to your right, your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock, nine o'clock, rock around the clock tonight. And I want you to find those points of no return, those singularities, those event horizons, those burning rings of fire in the beautiful pupils and the beautiful eyes of the beautiful boy, girl, neither, both, or in-between that you brought with you tonight. And I want you to tell 'em how you really feel.
I want you to tell 'em that you love the way that they don't stick out like sore middle fingers. That they crawl their way up the side of the bell curve, stick their flag in the peak, and slide their way back down. I want you to tell them that you love the way that they're not maladaptive, not malcontent, not malignant or maleficent, but rather that you love them exactly the way that everybody else is
I was nothing before so I couldn’t have asked to be born
I'll be nothing again, so what am I between now and then?
Is there nothing to fear? Cause shit's getting weird
So to God who made this man, you better have one hell of a plan.
And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need. No.
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya.
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be.
C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah.
C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah.
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally
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I want to meet your maker, shake him by his ensanguined damask lapels
Holler "Look what you've done, gave this planet a sun,"
"And made a man to wonder if he's more than the sum of his cells"
'Cause you defy creation. I hate you, I hate you, I do
Hands to the night sky, praying you might die, before I fall in love with you
So call me Amadeus, God made me famous 'cause I am his favorite
But I can hate myself so you don't have to.
Cause I like you don't you see? I just like you a little more than me.
I like you don't you see? Oh, hey, I just like you a little more than me.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh no.
I've seen the face of nature, wasted constellations crumpled up in my hands
Knowing if you're supernova, your light show is over
But too slow to know for sure if it's a part of the plan
I hear your heart beating under the floorboards, the rhythm is a gospel to me
So how I could stand a chance, let alone dance, with the way you sweep me off these two left feet?
So call me Amadeus, but I still can't keep a straight face while I praying
But I could crack my kneecaps just to please you. Oh oh oh.
I like you don't you see? I just like you a little more than me.
I like you don't you see? Oh, hey, I just like you a little more than me.
Oh oh oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh no.
Dangling a lantern over the event horizon
Thinking it'll thank you for the light you're sacrificing
Bide time in orbit like a satellite, remind yourself
The world don't revolve around you
So don't you revolve around someone else
And rock me Amadeus! God don't explain the way time and space made us
But with the wavelengths bending it makes sense
The only thing that's "meant to be" is gravity
And what comes up must go down.
I like you don't you see? I just like you a little more than me.
I like you don't you see? Oh, hey, I just like you a little more than me.
Bit by bit and heart by heart, this won't have to end if it doesn't start.
Bit by bit and heart by heart, this won't have to end if it doesn't start.
Bit by bit and heart by heart, this won't have to end if it doesn't start.
Bit by bit and heart by heart, this won't have to end-
But it just did.
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Your stratospheric fear of catastrophe’s near, fast it’s here
Atmosphere past your ears, fall but you’ll neverland
Second star to the right…
I’m gripping the grass and I’m pulling up daisies
Thank matter for mass and the comfort of gravity
Airplane eclipses over spirals of math, would or could the impact kill me?
Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no, no, no.
It’s just the high-noon moon saying “shoot for the stars!”
“Be the next big constellation, connect the dots between your parts!”
Dandelion seeds yet to ride on the breeze
You make a wish upon the dead but turn and call it a weed.
Only plastic flowers never die
With the bones of a crow and ambitions of candlewax
What do you know of control? The wind is simply at your back
It really seems pollen’s more clever than bees, so you cue the final words of Leary:
And cry “Why, why, why? Why not? Why not? Why not?”
I’d rather be a hot-air Hindenburg than an elephant tied right down to its stake
Cut ties, shed the dead weight. I ain’t saying it’s fate, but there are no mistakes
And dandelion seeds yet to ride on the breeze
You make a wish upon the dead but turn and call it a weed.
Only plastic flowers never die.
While I cry on skies of blue linoleum.
Clouds of spilt milk, but am I the cup?
Here comes the sun, am I falling up?
Falling up.
Here comes the sun, am I falling up?
Disney-Pixar Ludovico, Shirley Temple maraschino
Hotel rooms of Motley Crüe, Broadway producer improv troupes
Ray-Bans in your living room, eyeline hurts to be in view like
Stage fright only when its karaoke night with friends leave early
Did I earn this stupid hat? Is now really a good time for a new tattoo?
Oh, is now really a good time for a new tattoo?
The larger they are
The harder they tend to fall
Much larger than life cause from such height
Life looks awful small
And dandelions grow in dirt
Magic mushrooms grow in piles of bullshit
I grew up in suburbia.
Love us or hate us, pick us you’re killing us, and
Dandelion seeds yet to ride on the breeze
You make a wish upon the dead but turn and call it a weed
Only plastic flowers never die.
While I cry on skies of blue linoleum.
Clouds of spilt milk, but am I the cup?
Here comes the sun, am I falling up?
Falling -
Dandelion seeds yet to ride on the breeze
You make a wish upon the dead but turn and call it a weed.
Dandelion seeds yet to ride, am I falling up?
All them dandelion seeds yet to ride on the breeze
You make a wish upon the dead but turn and call it a weed.
Here comes the sun, am I falling up?
Oh, is now really a good time for a new tattoo?
Your stratospheric fear of catastrophe’s near, fast it’s here
Atmosphere past your ears, fall but you’ll neverland.
Second star to the right…
And straight on ‘till you die.
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My dream girl, those eyes, that nose
My private inside joke, sign the cast on my funny bone
Floral sheets on long-given-up ghosts
Haunt my bedroom at night and say “Let’s get you home.”
They say “Grow up, be a man, ‘cause until then you’re nothing but a short-haired girl”
But come and Braille-palm-read and hold my hand, see my reason and “Goodbye cruel world.”
And oh my god, what’s wrong with me?
And the wife of Walter Keane, whose name right now’s escaping me…
That’s right, Margaret!
Dream girl come and sweep me off my knees
I’d rather stay asleep than never see you wake up next to me.
Neon lights like heat lamps in the cold
To incubate the shadows you can’t stitch back to your soles
You seemed fine just a few days ago
But CO2 and fish tanks do enough to get you home.
Well now you swear in your prayers telling time “Promise I’ll never have fun again
If you’d stop flying,” but then you start crying “never mind, you win!”
And far too late came far too soon
And the love you never made became the things you’d never do…
Oh, sweet Mary!
Dream girl come but keep your hands off me
Go on back to bed my love, I mean, that’s where dreams are supposed to be.
So come on, William
Grow up, be a man, ‘cause until then they’re gonna treat you like you’re just a little girl
But come and Braille-palm-read, hold my hands and you’ll see that it’s
Me who cries mercy while your fingers curl and
Oh are you at all like me?
Do you know what I mean? Or am I too close to see?
Someone, anyone?
Of the two things we do on our knees: watch me fold my hands just to crack my knuckles
Well, here is the church, here is the steeple open the doors, see all the people!
Alright, that’s enough, let’s get you home.
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Will Wood's final release before taking an indefinite hiatus from music. 20 songs from throughout his discography, performed solo on tour dates across the US in 2022.
released January 13, 2023
Piano, vocals, baritone & tenor ukulele, guitar - Will Wood
Audio Engineer - Gabriel Francis
Initial Recording by Gabriel Francis in collaboration with venue staff
Audio Engineer & Recording on Tracks 18, 19, 20 - Simon Ficken
Additional Audio Engineering by Will Wood
Mixed & Mastered by Kevin Antreassian
Booking Agent / Tour Manager - Matt Keiper
Special Thanks To: Matt, Austin, Dave, Nick, Felipe, Graham, Juno, Shayfer James, Matt Pless, Harley Poe, Glass Mansions, Sarah Rose, The Tapeworms, The WW Patreon Members, everyone who attended shows on the ICID & ICIMI tours, VIP/Meet & Greet pass attendees, the venues who hosted these shows and their amazingly gracious staff, MasterPass, AKT Enterprises, Dynamic Talent, MKTouring, Say-10 Records.