FIRST EDITION The Real [LIVE] CD (LIMITED) [SIGNED] - RARE!!! FEW REMAIN
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Before its re-release in 2020, the soundtrack for the Amazon Prime exclusive concert film, "The Real Will Wood" was released independently as "The Real." Here you can buy super-limited FIRST EDITION copies of "The Real," out of print since 2018. These CDs have packaging and graphics from another era of WW, with old URLs and socials on the back, and the cover published before the release of the film. It's a bit of a time capsule, and only a few dozen of these exist!
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Will Wood & the Tapeworms' album, "The Real," on CD. Recorded at sold-out shows in 2017, featuring experimental versions of old songs with a nine-piece big band!
Includes unlimited streaming of The Real Will Wood [LIVE] (2018 Mix)
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Will Wood & the Tapeworms perform "6up 5-Oh Copout (Pro/Con)" off their first studio LP "Everything is a Lot" live at Roxy & Duke's.
lyrics
Six-up, five-oh, pigs come, I cop n’ go.
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos.
Good luck finding critters creepy as me. They shoulda fried me, I’ll give ya PTSD
Vodka shots droppin’ down the throat they been stompin’ on.
Cockin’ guns, lockin’ up, the quotas all for shock n’ awe.
Drivin’s tirin’, and I been hot-wirin’ to make my get away from the jailbreak riot and
Cellmates scrapin’ upon the bricks in the basement,
tryin’ to escape this probation generation- too late!
Crazy fuckers’ gotta do the time.
Committed to the mental ward, committing all the crimes.
I’m alive and kickin’ till the split ends fray.
Maybe plead insane, guilty, but I’m not to blame!
I’m a slave to the main vein, sprayin’ on the mainframe.
Suffering the infrastructure, hoping I can maintain!
Oh how I know how I go how I go. Ask me a question the answer I know.
Yes or no options don’t weigh out and so; I don’t ever see the cons and the pros.
You bare a striking resemblance.
Some kind of semblance of somethin’ I been rememberin’.
You appear familiar dear. You look just like my bathroom mirror.
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go!
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest.
The drunk-tank’s blood red. Junkie’s gonna relapse.
Some think punk’s dead, me I don’t believe that.
Rock n’ roll gatherin’ the moss till I be that lichen-coated boulder, make you slip,
Bust your kneecap!
Open on the amazon, hide the cure for cancer.
I’m Lance Armstrong, you’re the necromancer.
Slash n’ burn, crash into the 42nd answer,
all my fellow skeletons adore the army ants here.
Flies on my eyeballs, scabs on my elbows.
Heaven knows God’s sittin’ up there like “Hell no!”
Only one thing comes to those who wait. Is it too late to embrace your fate?
My death come swiftly and gently to you.
Mayhem, cry mayday, and oncoming doom.
Save your convictions, they never will do. What you say’s at least 1/6 billionth true.
You bare a striking resemblance.
Some kind of semblance of somethin’ I been rememberin’.
You appear familiar dear. You look just like my bathroom mirror.
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go!
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest.
Am I being detained? Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please. I want my phone call.
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go!
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest.
credits
from The Real Will Wood [LIVE] (2018 Mix),
released February 14, 2018
Will Wood - Keyboard, Vocals
Mike Bottiglieri - Guitar, Backing Vocals
Mario Conte - Drums
Matthew Berger - Saxophone
Ben Scardo - Upright Bass, Backing Vocals
Robert Schaefer - Trumpet
James Kelly - Trombone
Hennessy Williams & Tianca Beresi - Backing Vocals
supported by 15 fans who also own “10-4 6-Up 5-Oh Cop-Out Pro-Con”
I found this album after DSiSM was used in Grimace shake tiktoks of all things. What a funny way to find the best Tally Hall album, even if they don't call themselves Tally Hall here. Bryant Taylor
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